Dear insanely popular bloggers with readers in the high thousands, please stop wearing your tight skinny jeans so that they outline your lady parts. I have seen this on 2 of you in particular several times. I snapped a photo of my computer screen and texted it to a friend asking, why do these bloggers wear their jeans up their vulva? I will save you the embarrassment and not post photos because that would be mean anyway. You know who you are, please stop, it's not pretty. Thank you. Sorry if this offends anyone.
Dear Hair, you have not been trimmed for over 6 months because I am too lazy to go plus I have been growing you for over 4 years and still have not reached your goal length. I have been using Loreal sulfate free shampoo and conditioner on you for a couple of months and you seem to like it. I trim you at the sink when I see a split end and then end up snipping for the next 15 to 20 minutes. You need a professional trim and dye job to cover your sparklers. You have received more compliments than you deserve on this blog because if the wonderful readers who comment on you ever saw what you look like not curled, they would gasp. You are thick, course and dry but somehow when I apply the curling iron, a miracle happens. Thank you for always perking up when I apply extreme heat to you. I am grateful for you and also guilty of hiding behind you and too selfish to part with you. Have a great weekend dear readers, I am working. I am also linking this to: Animated Cardigan for Style Imitating Art at Jess' blog and to Ashley's blog at Adventures of Newly Weds for Friday's Letters. dawn xo
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