Friday, November 16, 2012

FRIDAY'S LETTERS....

Dear insanely popular bloggers with readers in the high thousands, please stop wearing your tight skinny jeans so that they outline your lady parts.  I have seen this on 2 of you in particular several times.  I snapped a photo of my computer screen and texted it to a friend asking, why do these bloggers wear their jeans up their vulva?  I will save you the embarrassment and not post photos because that would be mean anyway.  You know who you are, please stop, it's not pretty.  Thank you.  Sorry if this offends anyone.







Dear Hair, you have not been trimmed for over 6 months because I am too lazy to go plus I have been growing you for over 4 years and still have not reached your goal length.   I have been using Loreal sulfate free shampoo and conditioner on you for a couple of months and you seem to like it.  I trim you at the sink when I see a split end and then end up snipping for the next 15 to 20 minutes.  You need a professional trim and dye job to cover your sparklers.  You have received more compliments than you deserve on this blog because if the wonderful readers who comment on you ever saw what you look like not curled, they would gasp.   You are thick, course and dry but somehow when I apply the curling iron, a miracle happens.  Thank you for always perking up when I apply extreme heat to you.  I am grateful for you and also guilty of hiding behind you and too selfish to part with you.  Have a great weekend dear readers, I am working.  I am also linking this to:  Animated Cardigan for Style Imitating Art at Jess' blog and to Ashley's blog at Adventures of Newly Weds for Friday's Letters.  dawn xo

23 comments:

Kezzie said...

Yay, you joined in!!!! And how funny, I linked my post right next to yours!!! REALLY re the trousers???? That is utterly minging!!!!!! Really really really??????

OOOoh, I love Loreal shampoos (my hair does) but I reallly want to use sulfate free ones, pleeeeease can you share the details of what the shampoo is called exactly? I don't think I've seen it at all?!
Oooh, yesterday's blouse is A.M.A.Z.I.N.G!!!X

Asher said...

Love that dress! You & your "sparklers" look great!

two birds said...

i don't care what you say about your hair...i bet it looks gorgeous no matter what you do to it! i love this dress on you. you look classy, sexy and unique. (as always.) i am going to have to go back and check all of my skinny jeans photos. i know you are not talking about us (we are not highly popular in the thousands), but i still better make sure! have a great weekend!

Gracey the Giant said...

lol. Your camel-toe rant cracked me up (I assume you're NOT talking about me). And leave your hair alone, miss. It is beautiful and my hair's idol.

Have a wonderful weekend, Dawn!

Teddi said...

i think you need to send me links to those popular blogs in an email, because i have no idea who you are talking about. NOT that i need to see what you described! :P beautiful outfit, dress, tights, etc.. dawn, i think you have very good hair.

Anonymous said...

i am that friend u texted those offensive pics too....u always make me laugh and i love you!

Melanie said...

You are so pretty!

Danavee said...

Cracking UP! I pick at my split ends, and if I get going I can't seem to stop!!!

I love that fur coat!!!!!!!!

Unknown said...

Great post, I love your dress! x
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Curtise said...

I LOVE this dress. You are such a LADY, Dawn! No jeans outlining your vulva, no indeed! Oh that did make me laugh; there are lots of insanely popular blogs, as you put it, where I don't get it at all, they seem dull and identikit... but it may just be me being an old grump. I know, it's a shock, right?
Anyhow, I also love your hair, and however badly you mistreat it, it always manages to look gorgeous. Lucky you! xxxx

The Funky Junkie said...

Ummm Dawn I am a little bit offended because I happen to love jeans that hug my vulva....hahaaaa....just kidding... I loved your letters. I've been using the Loreal shampoo too and I love it! It makes my hair soft and it's so affordable. Of course I always think your hair is fabulous, but I totally understand the need for heat tools, I am the same way. I rarely go out with my curls in their 'natural' state anymore. Have a great weekend girl!

Applebypie said...

And again - superb hair! Sigh! X

Azara said...

LOL!! Camel toe is never in style...

The Dainty Dolls House said...

You crack me up, but it's true...I don't want to see those things!! I can't believe no one told them or they didn't see it when organizing their photos, haha. You look amazing, love that outfit...gorgeous!! My hair can be wild and uncontrollable. Yours is always so pretty, but I believe you on it!! I hope you have a great weekend petal!!! xox

The Cranky said...

This.......made me sporfle. Whilst drinking.

Ah well, my monitor needed to be cleaned, again.

Love the dress, the sleeve detail is maaahvelous, oh and stop picking on your hair lest you wake up one morning wondering where the heck it went! The horror!

It's nice to meet you as well; I am your (currently) newest follower.

Adrienne said...

Haaaa on the camel-toe! I have witnessed this in real life, and it is astounding!

I love this outfit, and the location is so cool :)

Adrienne
What Lola Wants

Lynn Hasty said...

Dawn, you are too funny! And I agree. I am growing my hair too. Yes, shock shock. Did just trim off about 6 inches, up to 8 in some places because it gets so hard to put up when too long. Not that hair can ever be too long, but I bet you know what I mean! Your hair is gorgeous! Now, about those tights. They are just lovely!! That dress is beautiful. You look very classy!

xoxo
Lynn

A Very Sweet Blog said...

HAHAHA Dawn! That's so true about the bloggers wearing tight jeans. I think it's crazy! It doesn't look good and I'm sure it doesn't feel good. LOVE your dress! You always look so chic and pulled together. Never trashy! Your hair is FABULOUS! I guess at times they all have a mind of their own. LOL
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Unknown said...

Hahaha I have a pair of those pants where in order to not have visible camel toe I have to walk in a bow legged manner, not pretty! What is pretty though is this lovely dress with the lacy tights and fab purple wall, you are wonderful, that is all!

Penniless Socialite said...

HAHA!! I think I know who you are talking about and I have thought the same thing! Personally, nothing ruins my day more than pants that are too tight, so I just don't understand why ladies purposefully give themselves a front wedgie.
Tara
Penniless Socialite

Anonymous said...

Hey doll! I'm sure you have over 200 followers, but I love reading your blog so I nominated you for the Liebster Award! Woot!

Unknown said...

I'm loving this belt Dawn! (I don't know if you saw my all-about-belts post a while back but it's an accessory I'm a sucker for). If it were a bit slimmer, I'd say wear it again as a headband!! Would look gorgeous against your red hair.

Unknown said...

I am now on the lookout for camel toes!! Haha, I have nowhere near readers in the thousands but I did do a careful visual inspection of my last skinny jeans post.

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